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Stock # 1

Insufferable Insurance

Customer satisfaction and retention is an issue that insurance companies are all too familiar with. They often face pressure on regulations and there is a strong competition in the industry. Therefore it is predicted that the predicted stock price of Insufferable Insurance is set to reduce by quite a significant amount. The negativity surrounding the company name will in fact make share holders suffer (pun intended).

Stock # 2

Hazardous Healthcare

Despite its risky name and the hazards portrayed in this graphic, the healthcare sector is generally growing due to aging populations and advancements in medicine. Hazardous Healthcare is well versed in managing risk, so it is believed that they should be able to embrace these trends and the value of the stock is expected to rise.

Stock # 3

Tumultuous Taxes

Does anyone like taxes? Taxes are the definition of tumultuous. They are volatile and with ongoing issues with tax-related services these stocks are expected to decrease in value. “In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” – Benjamin Franklin. And that these stocks take a nose dive is a certainty.

Stock # 4

Filthy Foodstuffs

Growing up on a farm has given a good understanding of paddock to plate. The food industry can be sensitive to market trends and economic conditions. And let’s not forget the most unpredictable element in our chaotic world… the weather. No body likes ‘Gross’ things but as much as I would like to back this company that has an inquisitive name, I just cant’ stomach the chance at failing. So, it’s a big no for “Filthy” Foods along with their potentially poor quality or management issues and that is not just sour grapes.

Stock # 5

Malevolent Medicine

Whilst there maybe some gender bias in the name, it’s time to man up and realise that although laughter is the best medicine it actually takes real medicine to help people. The medicine industry can be very lucrative. There unfortunately is continuous demand but is also full of innovation and exciting research. But in spite of it all, everyone should invest in health and this beauty with a bad name is where your good money should be going.